FANTÔMAS E O MÊS DE ABRIL

Estava ouvindo o Suspended Animation do Fantômas, para variar... Em uma das faixas que baixei tinha com um comentário na tag ID3v2: "National Shrimp Scampi Day" (Dia Nacional do camarão scampi). Fiquei me perguntando se existiam outras datas comemorativas no mês de abril tão estranhas quanto a sonoridade de Suspended Animation. Eu é que não ia deixar a curiosidade me consumir:

1. 04/01/05 Friday
- April Fool's Day;
- International Tatting Day.

2. 04/02/05 Saturday
- Children's Book Day;
- National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day;
- National Walk to Work Day;
- Reconciliation Day.

3. 04/03/05, Sunday
- Don't Go to Work unless it's Fun Day;
- Tweed Day.

4. 04/04/05 Monday
- Hug a Newsman Day;
- Walk Around Things Day;
- School Librarian Day;
- Tell a Lie Day.

5. 04/05/05 Tuesday
- Fun at Work Day;
- Go for Broke Day.

6. 04/06/05 Wednesday
- Plan Your Epitaph Day;
- Sorry Charlie Day.

7. 04/07/05 Thursday
- Caramel Popcorn Day;
- No Housework Day;
- World Health Day.

8. 04/08/05 Friday
- All is Ours Day;
- Draw a Picture of a Bird Day.

9. 04/09/05 Saturday
- Name Yourself Day;
- Winston Churchill Day.

10. 04/10/05 Sunday
- Golfer's Day;
- National Siblings Day.

11. 04/11/05 Monday
- Eight Track Tape Day;
- Barbershop Quartet Day.

12. 04/12/05 Tuesday
- Big Wind Day;
- Russian Cosmonaut Day;
- Look up at the Sky Day;
- Reach as High as You Can Day.

13. 04/13/05 Wednesday
- Blame Somebody Else Day;
- Scrabble Day.

14. 04/14/05 Thursday
- National Pecan Day.

15. 04/15/05 Friday
- Rubber Eraser Day;
- Titanic Remembrance Day.

16. 04/16/05 Saturday
- Astronomy Day;
- National Eggs Benedict Day;
- National Librarian Day;
- National Stress Awareness Day.

17. 04/17/05 Sunday
- National Cheeseball Day.

18. 04/18/05 Monday
- International Juggler's Day;
- Pet Owners Independence Day;

19. 04/19/05 Tuesday
- National Garlic Day.

20. 04/20/05 Wednesday
- Look Alike Day;
- Volunteer Recognition Day.

21. 04/21/05 Thursday
- Kindergarten Day.

22. 04/22/05 Friday
- Girl Scout Leader Day;
- National Jelly Bean Day.

23. 04/23/05 Saturday
- Lover's Day;
- Take a Chance Day;
- World Laboratory Day.

24. 04/24/05 Sunday
- Pig in a Blanket Day.

25. 04/25/05 Monday
- National Zucchini Bread Day;
- East meets West Day.

26. 04/26/05 Tuesday
- Hug an Australian Day;
- National Pretzel Day;
- Richter Scale Day.

27. 04/27/05 Wednesday
- Executive Admin's Day (Secretary's Day);
- Babe Ruth Day;
- Tell a Story Day.

28. 04/28/05 Thursday
- Great Poetry Reading Day;
- Kiss Your Mate Day.

29. 04/29/05 Friday
- Greenery Day;
- Moment of Laughter Day;
- National Shrimp Scampi Day.

30. 04/30/05 Saturday
- Hairstyle Appreciation Day;
- National Honesty Day.

E aqui deixo a pergunta: como nós brasileiros podemos viver sem datas tão importantes como o Dia de Fazer seu Epitáfio, Dia da Apreciação de Penteados ou o Dia do Porco em um Cobertor?

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